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Baseball pick up lines ⚾ in 2025

Uhhhh, my lead off’s not great, and though I may be off base, I’d like to take you on a date.

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You’re getting along one tonight, and I’m not talking about the Home Run Derby

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Dang, girl. You’re a fielder’s choice.

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Your pitch must have hit me because I’m feeling a little faint.

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Are you Eric Sogard because there’s no way I’d ever forget your

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Can I pinch-hit on you?

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I think I glove you.

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Are you in the on-deck circle?
Cuz you’re up next (to date me).

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They call me “The Lead” because the A’s bullpen wants to blow me

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Come back to my place and i’ll show you what a real sabermagician does

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Us baseball players know our way around the bases.

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If you date me, you’ll eventually see a diamond.

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Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart like it’s home plate.

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Two more follows, and we can start the giveaway! Come on, people, I draw pretty okay too

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I just want something quick to fill a gap, let’s hook up on a one-year deal and then look at our option years later

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Are you Eric Sogard because there’s no way I’d ever forget your

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They say to bat me 2nd because I’m a good 2-hole hitter

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Looks like you’re the big-ticket free agent, and I got lotta money to spend.

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