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Baseball pick up lines ⚾ in 2024

Uhhhh, my lead off’s not great, and though I may be off base, I’d like to take you on a date.

Can I show you my spitball?

Of all the butts in all the locker rooms, well, yours is way better.

Forget the Dodgers! I think you’re the hottest thing out there right now.

Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that’s cool. I’m not picky.

Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart. Just like Dee Gordon when he steals bases!”

You know, I’ve never needed a third base coach to wave me home.

The games getting boring, wanna go back to my place and make it a blowout?

Hey girl! Do you have a club option?
Because my interest in you is mutual.

We must be in the bullpen because you’re warming me up.

I’m an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.

All the other guys out there are like broken bats, I’m a good, hardwood

You’re a Catch Worthy of a Gold Glove

Like a platoon player, I’m dying to get some action

Even though there’s no ball game on tonight, I’ll still be slamming something out of the park.

Babe, there’s a few tough road series coming up, but if we can make it through them, I’ll know it’s real.

My split-finger will have your knees buckling

You know, I’ve never needed a third base coach to wave me home.

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