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Bad pick up lines in 2024

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?

Are you tired?
You’ve been running through my mind.

Let’s face it. I’m hot, you’re hot and we both know you got a crush on me.

Woman to Man: Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.

Do you have a map?
Because I keep getting lost in your eyes.

You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

Do you like raisins?
How do you feel about a date?

My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

It’s handy that I have my library card because I’m totally checking you out.

There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.

Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.

I’ve heard sex is a killer. Want to die happy?

Are you religious?
Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.

Hi my name is _______, remember it, cause you’ll be screaming it all night

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