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Bad pick up lines in 2025

Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?

If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

At the dinner table, (if you eat together) pick up the bread and say, “Wanna roll?”

A face without freckles is like a night sky without stars.

You know what would look great on you?
Me.

Are you a musician vampire?
Because my organ is filling up with blood.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?

Did you know that the word ‘motel’ spelled backwards means ‘letom’?

I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice- can I get your number?

Was your mother a beaver?
‘Cause damn!

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my chat-up line.

Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

If I had to rate you from 1-10, I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one that you are missing.

I’ve lost my teddy bear! Can I sleep with you instead?

If you were even half as gorgeous as me, I’d consider sleeping with you.

You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.

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