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Bad pick up lines in 2024

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

Hello. Cupid called. He said he wants my heart back.

Hey, I have money.

Can I have directions?
[To where?] To your heart.

Hey, girl. Are you German?
‘Cause I wanna be Ger-man!

Did you fall from heaven?
Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

You look great and all, but do you know what really looks good on you? Me.

If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

How much will $20 get me?

Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.

As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

Hi, I’m writing a phonebook. Can I have your number?

Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf?
[ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!

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