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Bad pick up lines in 2024

Give me your Twitter?
My father said that I must follow my dream. 

Hey. Do you have that Hawiian Disease?
What? “Comeoniwannalayya”.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

The body is made up of 90% water and I’m thirsty.

Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

Is your name Google? Because you’re the answer to everything I’m searching for.

I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did. 

I have a boyfriend. [Guy] I have a pet goldfish.
[Girl] What?
[Guy] I thought we were talking about things that didn’t matter.

Excuse me, but does this smell like chloroform to you?

Can I even get a fake number?

Do you have a Band-Aid?
‘Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme?
Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!

Am I cute enough yet?
Or do you need more to drink?

 If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.

There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.

Are you a tamale? ‘Cause you’re hot.

Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes!

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