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Bad pick up lines in 2025

Are you religious? ‘Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!

Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, “Wanna screw?”

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

What’s your favorite silverware?
Because I like to spoon!

They call me the Periodic Table and I say there’s chemistry between us.

Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants.

All those curves! And me with no brakes!

Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!

Hey, tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

Are those space pants?
Because your ass is outta control!

Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

Where’s your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head.

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