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Bad pick up lines in 2024

Do you work at Subway? ‘
Cause you just gave me a foot-long.

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Me neither, but it broke the ice.

Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.

Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

You must be from Tennassee! Because you are the only TEN I see!

Are you ok?
It must have hurt when you fell from heaven.

Hey babe- pretend my pants is France and invade them.

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

Is your name Gillette?
Because you’re the best a man can get!

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

Hello. Cupid called. He said he wants my heart back.

Hey, I have money.

Can I have directions?
[To where?] To your heart.

What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.

Hey, girl. Are you German?
‘Cause I wanna be Ger-man!

Did you fall from heaven?
Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

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