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Bad pick up lines in 2024

Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

Have you met me?
Oh, that’s right – I’ve only met you in my dreams.

You look like trash, may I take you out?

Are you a mountain?
Cos I wanna get on top of you.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

Do you work at Subway? ‘
Cause you just gave me a foot-long.

Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Me neither, but it broke the ice.

Are your parents retarded, ’cause you sure are special.

Can I buy you a drink – or would you just prefer the five bucks?

You must be from Tennassee! Because you are the only TEN I see!

Are you ok?
It must have hurt when you fell from heaven.

Hey babe- pretend my pants is France and invade them.

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?

Is your name Gillette?
Because you’re the best a man can get!

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

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