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Bad pick up lines in 2025

Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, “Wanna screw?”

I wish I were a tear so i could start in your eyes, live on your face, and die on your lips.

What’s your favorite silverware?
Because I like to spoon!

They call me the Periodic Table and I say there’s chemistry between us.

Baby, you are so fine I could put you on a plate and sop you up with a biscuit.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Do you have a mirror in your pocket?
Because I can see myself in your pants.

Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!

Hey, tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.

Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) When you fell out of heaven?

You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.

All those curves! And me with no brakes!

Are those space pants?
Because your ass is outta control!

Excuse me, is that semen in your hair?

Where’s your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Hey I’m looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

Give me your Twitter?
My father said that I must follow my dream. 

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