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Bad pick up lines in 2024

Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!?!?!!

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

You know, winning the lottery doesn’t mean much when you have a weak heart.

Did you just fart? Because you blow me away

You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.

Do you have a band-aid? (No,why) Because I just scraped my knee falling for you!

Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?

Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!

Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.

Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.

I’m no mathematician, but I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

I think I need to call heaven because they’ve lost one of their angels.

Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you’re dope.

Have you met me?
Oh, that’s right – I’ve only met you in my dreams.

You look like trash, may I take you out?

Are you a mountain?
Cos I wanna get on top of you.

If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.

Do you work at Subway? ‘
Cause you just gave me a foot-long.

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