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Bad pick up lines in 2024

Hey, do you have a couple of minutes for me to hit on you?

You’re like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.

Hey, girl. Are you German?
‘Cause I wanna be Ger-man!

Did you fall from heaven?
Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

You look great and all, but do you know what really looks good on you? Me.

If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

How much will $20 get me?

Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your house?

Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.

As long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.

Hi, I’m writing a phonebook. Can I have your number?

Do you wanna come dance with the big bad wolf?
[ No! ] Its okay, the other two pigs said no too!

Are you religious? ‘Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’de be called McGorgeous.

I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!

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