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Anti pick up lines in 2025

Are you an ornithologist?… because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood.

Your father must be a thief, because I saw him stealing at Target earlier.

Where have you been all my life?
Hiding from you…

May I see you pretty soon?
Why? Don’t you think I’m pretty now?

I’ve got a knife

Do you know karate?
Because I wanna know if you can fight back!

You’re hot, I’m ugly. Lets make average babies.

Walking to your car alone later?

Male: I would die for you…
Female: Prove it

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