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Anti pick up lines in 2025

Male: I would die for you…
Female: Prove it

Don’t worry, I love fat birds….why are you crying?

You don’t sweat much for a fat girl, do ya?

roses are red, violets are blue, i have a gun, get in the van

If I saw you naked, I’d die happy.if i saw you naked I’d die laughing.

Are you from subway because you givin me a footlong

Your face must turn a few heads.And your face must turn a few stomachs.

When I said bitch, I meant it as a compliment…

ManAccording to my magic watch you’re not wearing any underwear.
WomanYes, I am!
ManDamn! I guess my watch is 15 minutes fast.

I’ve got candy.

Did the lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?

You’re like chocolate pudding. You look like crap.

Those must be space pants, because your ass is out of this world
That must be a donkeys tongue, because its making an ass out of you.

Male: I have a large penis
female: so do i.

Drink this!

You got some junk in the trunk, can I dump my load in there too?

roses are red, violets are blue, i have some money, how much are you?

If I had chloroform and a rag, you’d be waking up in a closet tomorrow.

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