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Anti pick up lines in 2025

You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I’m at least half right.

Want to get on your knees and suck my ****?
No thanks, I have enough Tic Tacs at home.

Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U together
Female: You don’t have to do anything because N and O are already together

you actually look alright with the lights on.

So what do you do for a living?
I’m a female impersonator.

Wanna get laid?
TOTALLY!
Crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.

Are you an erection?
Because you’re growing on me.

Your feet must be tired ‘cuz you’ve been running through my mind.Yea, I was running away from you.

With the escalating price of rohypnol, most girls aren’t worth my attention.

Nice hair, can I pull it?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put “U” and “I” as far apart as possible.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell.

You’ll do.

Tonight might be a convienient night for us to have some intercourse.

Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put F and U together.

Don’t turn this **** into a murder.

You are so beautiful. You look just like my dead wife. You can come back to my place and the 3 of us can get to know each other better.

on a scale from 1 to 10, when did you lose your virginity?

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