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Anti pick up lines in 2024

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

You look like a dream.
Go back to sleep.

So, wanna go back to my place?
Well, I don’t know. Will two people fit under a rock?

Is Heaven missing an Angel?
Because I have an erection.

Are you a fart?
Because you just blew me away.

Your legs go clear up to your ass.Most peoples’ do!

MAN: hey, are you a gust of wind?
because you blow me away!
WOMAN: really? that makes me happy! i was getting kinda sick of you being here!

My penis just died. Can I bury it in your ass?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put I and U together.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because it looks like you landed on your face.

You want to sleep with me and i want to sleep with you. I’m at least half right.

Want to get on your knees and suck my ****?
No thanks, I have enough Tic Tacs at home.

Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U together
Female: You don’t have to do anything because N and O are already together

you actually look alright with the lights on.

So what do you do for a living?
I’m a female impersonator.

Wanna get laid?
TOTALLY!
Crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait.

Are you an erection?
Because you’re growing on me.

Your feet must be tired ‘cuz you’ve been running through my mind.Yea, I was running away from you.

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