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Anti pick up lines in 2024

Your feet must be tired ‘cuz you’ve been running through my mind.Yea, I was running away from you.

With the escalating price of rohypnol, most girls aren’t worth my attention.

Nice hair, can I pull it?

If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put “U” and “I” as far apart as possible.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
did it hurt when they kicked you out of hell.

You’ll do.

Tonight might be a convienient night for us to have some intercourse.

Male: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put I and U togather
Female: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put F and U together.

Don’t turn this **** into a murder.

You are so beautiful. You look just like my dead wife. You can come back to my place and the 3 of us can get to know each other better.

on a scale from 1 to 10, when did you lose your virginity?

If I had chloroform and a rag, you’d be waking up in a closet tomorrow.

Are you an ornithologist?… because my penis is incredibly swollen with blood.

Your father must be a thief, because I saw him stealing at Target earlier.

Where have you been all my life?
Hiding from you…

May I see you pretty soon?
Why? Don’t you think I’m pretty now?

I’ve got a knife

Do you know karate?
Because I wanna know if you can fight back!

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