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Anti pick up lines in 2024

If we were confronted, by a vicious maneating bear with chainsaws for hands and fangs, holding a hammer; than I would sincerley hope you wouldn’t be harmed because you’re pretty.

Baby, I love every muscle in your body… Especially mine.

Do you work at Subway?
Because you just gave me a footlong

So I saw you walk into the bar from the scope of my rifle and I was wondering if you’d enjoy some unconsentual sex in the back of my van?

If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

Don’t scream

Get your coat love.

You have the nicest smile I could ever hope to come across.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought I was ugly, but then I met you

If I take you home, will you iron my clothes and make me a sandwich?

Are you on your period, because there’s a blood stain on your pants

Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, take them off.

What’s your name sexy?
Taken!

GIRL: Has anyone ever told you how handsome you are?
MAN: My mother, some of her older friends, and beautiful women your age that I end up sleeping with.

I’ll drop my standards, if you drop your pants.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do I need to beat you again?

You must be tired, you’ve been running through my mind all day.You look like a rapist.

The word of the day is ‘legs’. Wanna come to my place and spread the word?

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