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Anti pick up lines in 2025

If we were confronted, by a vicious maneating bear with chainsaws for hands and fangs, holding a hammer; than I would sincerley hope you wouldn’t be harmed because you’re pretty.

Baby, I love every muscle in your body… Especially mine.

Do you work at Subway?
Because you just gave me a footlong

So I saw you walk into the bar from the scope of my rifle and I was wondering if you’d enjoy some unconsentual sex in the back of my van?

If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

Don’t scream

Did the lord take the thunder from the skies, and put it in your thighs?

You’re like chocolate pudding. You look like crap.

Those must be space pants, because your ass is out of this world
That must be a donkeys tongue, because its making an ass out of you.

Male: I have a large penis
female: so do i.

Drink this!

You got some junk in the trunk, can I dump my load in there too?

roses are red, violets are blue, i have some money, how much are you?

If I had chloroform and a rag, you’d be waking up in a closet tomorrow.

Are you from tennessee?
Because it looks like your missing some teeth.

Your body would look good in my trunk.

Whats small, rough, and painful to put in your ass?
Sandpaper

Man: Wanna hear a joke about my C*ck, nevermind, it’s too long
Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my P*ssy, oh wait you’ll never get it

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