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Pick Up Lines in 2024

They call me a fireman because I find them hot and leave them wet.

You remind me of a poster. You look good, and I’d love to pin you up against my wall.

If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me store my nuts in your hole?

Are you looking for a seat?
My face is right here.

Are you poster?
Because I want to pin you on the wall.

Do you work for UPS?
I thought I saw you checking out my package.

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

Hey girl, you’re a 9 out of 10, and I’m the 1 you need.

Would you mind if I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets?

I’m bisexual. I buy you a drink, then we get sexual.

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

You want 12 inches of dick tonight?
We can have sex 4 times!

Want to come home with me tonight and watch porn on my mirror?

My name is (your name)… remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

They call me coffee because I grind so fine and I’ll keep you up past 3 a.m.

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

Is your name highway?
‘Cause I wanna ride you all night long.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because I’ve got a boner… no wait, I messed that one up!

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