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Pick Up Lines in 2024

They call me a fireman because I find them hot and leave them wet.

You remind me of a poster. You look good, and I’d love to pin you up against my wall.

If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me store my nuts in your hole?

Are you poster?
Because I want to pin you on the wall.

Are you looking for a seat?
My face is right here.

Do you work for UPS?
I thought I saw you checking out my package.

Hey girl, you’re a 9 out of 10, and I’m the 1 you need.

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

I’m bisexual. I buy you a drink, then we get sexual.

Would you mind if I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets?

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

Want to come home with me tonight and watch porn on my mirror?

My name is (your name)… remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

You want 12 inches of dick tonight?
We can have sex 4 times!

Is your name highway?
‘Cause I wanna ride you all night long.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because I’ve got a boner… no wait, I messed that one up!

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

My name is Mark… remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

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