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Pick Up Lines in 2023

They call me a fireman because I find them hot and leave them wet.

You remind me of a poster. You look good, and I’d love to pin you up against my wall.

If I were a squirrel and you were a tree, would you let me store my nuts in your hole?

Are you looking for a seat?
My face is right here.

Do you work for UPS?
I thought I saw you checking out my package.

Hey girl, you’re a 9 out of 10, and I’m the 1 you need.

I’m bisexual. I buy you a drink, then we get sexual.

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.

Would you mind if I Slytherin to your Chamber of Secrets?

Want to come home with me tonight and watch porn on my mirror?

That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

You want 12 inches of dick tonight?
We can have sex 4 times!

Do you have a name or can I call you mine?

My name is Mark… remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

Is your name highway?
‘Cause I wanna ride you all night long.

Are you poster?
Because I want to pin you on the wall.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because I’ve got a boner… no wait, I messed that one up!

I’ve got an oral exam later, can I practice with you?

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